So the other morning, I was exhausted. But I've been testing my temperature as soon ad I wake up for medical purposes. It's important you don't move around so I grabbed the thermometer, eyes still closed, and stuck it right under my armpit and waited for a few minutes making sure to be very still and then I noticed I grabbed a q-tip instead! LOLOLOL. I'm basically a qualified doctor.

ooooh girl who did ya hair salon

James got into the engineering school of Rowan. What an amazing triumph. I'm so proud. My fred :')

Me.

If I were a month, I’d be November.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Sunday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be 6:00pm
If I were a planet, I’d be Earth.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a Seahorse
If I were a direction, I’d be East.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a Mirror.
If I were a liquid, I’d be Raindrops.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be Citrine.
If I were a tree, I’d be a Willow.
If I were a flower, I’d be a Water Lily.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be a Rainstorm.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be the Drums.
If I were a color, I’d be Pale Yellow.
If I were an emotion, I’d be Love.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a Strawberry.
If I were a sound, I’d be Laughter.
If I were an element, I’d be Oxygen.
If I were a car, I'd be a limo.
If I were a food, I’d be a grilled cheese.
If I were a place, I’d be Scotland.
If I were a material, I’d be leather.
If I were a taste, I’d taste like a croissant.
If I were a scent, I’d be Cotton Candy.
If I were an animal, I’d be a Lioness.
If I were an object, I’d be a good book.
If I were a body part, I’d be the legs.
If I were a facial expression, I’d be a smile
If I were a song, I’d be Feeling Good by Nina Simone
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be a gorgeous pair of over-the-knee boots.

MY GORLS. WHAT'S T

"You wear everything like a silk nightgown."

Most of the time I smile politely but then men say shit like this and I feel flushed with ecstasy and sexy as all hell.