“Whisper to me now,
just one breath soaked whisper and
my heart will be yours.”

Jesus. I'm spent.

I used to do this all the time. Feels so good.

Here's to not being creative this Halloween ;)

Bold the things that are true

I am a cuddler
I am a morning person
I am a perfectionist
I am a night person
I am an only child
I am Catholic
I am currently in my pajamas
I am currently suffering from a broken heart
I am okay at styling other people’s hair
I am left handed
I am addicted to my myspace
I am very shy around the opposite gender
I bite my nails
I can be paranoid at times
I currently regret something that I have said
When I get mad I curse frequently
I like someone
I enjoy jazz music
I enjoy smoothies
I enjoy talking on the phone
I have a pet
I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal
I have a tendency to fall for the wrong person
I have all my grandparents
I have at least one sibling
I have been told that I am smart
I have broken a bone
I have Caller I.D. on my phone
I have bathed/​showered with someone
I have changed a diaper
I have changed a lot over the past year
I have done something illegal
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair
I have had surgery
I have killed another person
I have had my hair cut within the last week
I have had the cops called on me
I have kissed someone I knew I shouldn’t
I have held hands with someone who wasn’t my boyfriend/girlfriend
I have loved someone
I have danced around naked

Tonight.
Tool on repeat. Bubble Bath. A big gulp.

“ There must be quite a few things a hot bath won’t cure, but I don’t know many of them. Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar

October 13th

Today was my parents 30th wedding anniversary. P.S I can't believe it. -What my Dad wrote of the card he gave to my mom. Cheeky bastard.

We had Beef Beef Bourguignon for dinner(mom) and a banana cream tart for dessert (moi)

“ After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relations. A Woman of No Importance by Oscar Wilde

“Humans are the only animal that blushes, laughs, has religion, wages war, and kisses with lips. So in a way, the more you kiss with lips, the more human you are. And the more you wage war.”
—Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close

LOL

Sexxxy.

Same here, Michael Scott. Same here.

RAWR

Today is not my birthday but I'll cry if I want to.

Gaming tonight. Team BRs. Veto this shit.

you

Hit me like a ray of sun
Burning through my darkest night
You're the only one that I want
Think I'm addicted to your light

I swore I'd never fall again
But this don't even feel like falling
Gravity can't forget
To pull me back to the ground again

Feels like I've been awakened
Every rule I had you breakin'
The risk that I'm takin'
I'm never gonna shut you out

Tonight I made a pâte "keep them thighs a jigglin’" sucrée with a chocolate filling. Fuck me. It was scrumptious :)

I'd beg for it too. GOD. This man is perfection. His body is so looooooooonnnng.

I don't give a fuck. I'm buying those 4" heel boots. BOO YAH

thick

"He tried to get in her backdoor."
"Wait, he broke into her house?!"

"We're going to a festival with a jamboree!"
"Isn't that some sort of Spanish dish?"
"Uhh. Do you mean jambalaya?"

I'm not ashamed. Only slightly embarrassed. These idiotic moments are fleeting but I want to take note. They did generate a wave of giggles.

bro time

melts

;)

Once people start drinking around me, I feel immediately relaxed. Almost tipsy. It's very handy and saves me plenty of money. Intuition, natch.